About me
Hi, I’m the one-person chaos department behind Crafting Out of Spite™. What started as a mix of ADHD-fueled insomnia, stress, and a stubborn refusal to quit has turned into a shop full of handcrafted randomness: bookmarks, jewelry, art, and whatever else my brain decides to create at 2 a.m.
This isn’t a polished, corporate craft brand. It’s just me, fueled by caffeine, spite, and a love for making things that are actually useful and a little unhinged. Every piece I make has personality: sarcastic, sweet, vulgar, or sassy, sometimes all at once.
Crafting Out of Spite™ is proudly woman made, LGBTQ-made, and designed for people who don’t fit into neat little boxes. If you’re a dork, a misfit, a craft fair enthusiast, or just someone who loves functional chaos, you’ll probably find something here that feels like it was made for you.
Thanks for being here and supporting a one-person spite factory. Now go find something you didn’t know you needed.
What Makes Us Different
Most online shops try to be polished, pretty, and safe.
I don’t.
Crafting Out of Spite™ is built on realness, sarcasm, and late-night chaos.
My work isn’t mass produced or sanitized for Instagram. It’s handcrafted, fueled by stubbornness, and unapologetically unfiltered.
How You'll Feel
When you shop at Crafting Out of Spite™, I want you to feel:
Seen — like finally someone else is chaotic, stubborn, stressed, and laughing about it too.
Amused — shopping should feel like scrolling memes and accidentally buying something you actually need.
Empowered — “hell yeah, I deserve this unhinged little bookmark/jewelry piece/art thing.”
Surprised — “wow, this is both hilarious and useful, didn’t expect that.”
Connected — like they’re supporting a real human gremlin with glue burns, not a faceless factory.